Uber-Geeks

Need to improve your typing skills? Have an extra $130 sitting around?
Introducing the..
"Best keyboard on the plant. Period."



Das Keyboard
With no inscriptions on the keys, this keyboard will improve your typing skills while adding "productivity and comfort" to your work days.
Reviews:
I view the Das Keyboard Professional like a pair of expensive jeans that look like any other pair of jeans, but you wear them everyday because they fit you perfectly.
-Sean Fallon, Gizmodo
By far the best keyboard I have used since I built my own 20 years ago.
- Bill Jensen, Professional

Well, doesn't this just sound too good to be true.